Wayne The Ghost has been divorced from his ex-wife Isabella for a solid year now, and as he tip toes back into the dating world he is trying to be as aware as possible of any and all ‘warning signs’— over-possessiveness, intellectual insecurity, being raised as an only child, etc etc.
He knows in the past he has been guilty of ignoring the various hints that a relationship won’t work out (in his defense, it was because he is stupid), so Wayne is determined to not let history repeat itself.
As he dates each new ghost though, he finds that while they seem so different at first, they all eventually remind him of his ex-wife— but what is the connection?
And then, as he’s on the fifth date with a nice ghost lady who has no female friends, he finally realizes the answer— the warning sign they all shared, was that they liked him.
That warning sign alone reveals deep-seeded psychological problems and personality flaws that simply can’t be worked around.
The obviousness of it all makes Wayne lose his appetite, but he takes solace in the fact that at least now he knows that if he ever wants to have a happy relationship, he just has to find someone who can’t stand him.
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