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“Hold All My Calls, I’m Going To Space”

Hold all my calls, I’m going to space.
Taking some time off from the human race.
Maybe you can find me hanging out on the moon;
I know my schedule’s packed, but I’m leaving soon.

Perhaps a run around Saturn’s rings, then a nice nap on Mars.
Far away from Earth’s manufactured drama, pollution, and cars.
You can try to forward my emails, but I won’t be able to be reached
And I’ll be silently praying, that my ship’s hull will be breached.

Then I’ll be sucked out into the dark open vacuum of space!
Floating amongst the stars, a big smile on my face :-D
Don’t bother leaving a voicemail, cause I ain’t coming home
For the rest of my days, the Milky Way I shall roam.

Originally Posted 1/18/2012

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“You’re Going to Die in Space!!”

Jamie Drew’s mother’s last sneer echoed in his head every morning of every day… “You’re going to die in space, little man!!!”. 

The words powered him all the way through college, the Pre-Astronaut masters program, Astronaut school, the residency on the Moon, and even the revered Space Academy, motivating him to show her she was wrong and fat and stupid and dumb. 

“What the hell do you know about SPACE?!” he’d scream at her memory in his head, “I’m a goddamned astrophysicist, MOM, you don’t know anything!!!!!”

But as the cheap twine safety rope that hadn’t been replaced for years due to budget cutbacks caused by the profit-centric privatization of space SNAPPED, severing him from his tether to the celebrity gossip channel’s satellite he was repairing, he realized… dammit. 

My stupid mom was right.

And that was a fate worse than death itself.

Posted 5/8/2012

(Starring the great Jamie Drew from jamiedrew.co.uk!)

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“Hold All My Calls, I’m Going To Space”

Hold all my calls, I’m going to space.
Taking some time off from the human race.
Maybe you can find me hanging out on the moon;
I know my schedule’s packed, but I’m leaving soon.

Perhaps a run around Saturn’s rings, then a nice nap on Mars.
Far away from Earth’s manufactured drama, pollution, and cars.
You can try to forward my emails, but I won’t be able to be reached
And I’ll be silently praying, that my ship’s hull will be breached.

Then I’ll be sucked out into the dark open vacuum of space!
Floating amongst the stars, a big smile on my face :-D
Don’t bother leaving a voicemail, cause I ain’t coming home
For the rest of my days, the Milky Way I shall roam.

Posted 1/18/2012

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