"The Dumbest Cat in the World"
All it does is sit on a chair, but it can’t even do that right
And she doesn’t clean her hair, so she always looks like a fright
She never lands on her feet; she only lands on her head
No graceful feline leaps; her stupid butt is made of lead.
She hates everyone she meets, even though everyone is so kind.
She tricks you with a rare cuddle, and then tries to scratch you blind.
Her kitty litter reeks; she costs MUCH more than she gives
She’s scientifically, unequivocally the stupidest cat who currently lives
We will still love it and make sure she has food in her cup
And we will cry for weeks after her 9 lives are up
Until that day, we’ll playfully complain while she’s a churl
And enjoy the endless hatred from The Dumbest Cat in the World.
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