"The Last of the Monsters"
For reasons the Monsters don’t understand, every living male Monster has become impotent… and the race of Monsters are slowly dying out because the men can’t impregnate their Monster wives.
Only one Monster child has been born in the last 30 years… KROMTAR the BESPECTACLED. He is The Last of the Monsters, and the great hope to continue the proud Monster tradition. To help him grow big and strong, the older Monsters always give Kromtar extra helpings of the poor children they kill after the kids accidentally let their feet poke out from under the blanket, or if they dangle a limb off the bed.
What the Monsters don’t realize is that it is the high amount of preservatives, additives, and artificial ingredients in childrens’s diets these days that has caused their impotency. Since eating children is their only reason for existing, and children make up their entire diet, the Monsters would never imagine this being the reason. Eating children… is what they DO! If anything, the Monsters believe that not eating enough children is what has caused the problem.
For now, as they wait for Kromtar to approach the breeding age, all the Monsters can do is hope… and pray.