“The King of the Silly Gooses”
(A Classique Doodle from 1/6/2012)
There once was a boy who was such a silly little goose
He wrapped a rope around his parent’s necks and tightened the noose
And just when they were hung within an inch of their life
He graciously cut them down with his silly butcher’s knife
And then, gasping for air, his parents happily said—
“Oh thank you our silly boy, for not hanging us dead!”
And the boy bowed and responded, “why, think nothing of it!”
Before stabbing them with a homemade shiv right in their gullet.
He then sillily severed their heads; chained a spike through each dome
And then went on a wacky parade all over their silly home.
As he marched and he stomped, he bellowed out loud:
“I am the King of the Silly Gooses, and of that I am proud!”
(Dedicated to my nephew Cooper)
Originally Posted 1/6/2012
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