"You’re Going to Die in Space!!"
Jamie Drew's mother's last sneer echoed in his head every morning of every day… “You're going to die in space, little man!!!”.
The words powered him all the way through college, the Pre-Astronaut masters program, Astronaut school, the residency on the Moon, and even the revered Space Academy, motivating him to show her she was wrong and fat and stupid and dumb.
"What the hell do you know about SPACE?!" he’d scream at her memory in his head, "I’m a goddamned astrophysicist, MOM, you don’t know anything!!!!!”
But as the cheap twine safety rope that hadn’t been replaced for years due to budget cutbacks caused by the profit-centric privatization of space SNAPPED, severing him from his tether to the celebrity gossip channel’s satellite he was repairing, he realized… dammit.
My stupid mom was right.
And that was a fate worse than death itself.
(Starring the great Jamie Drew from jamiedrew.co.uk!)
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